howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:

What would happen if I ate an entire box of cake mix raw

2punkforyou:

My dad always makes me get him a beer from the fridge and I finally said damn dad I’m not a bartender and then he gave me a penny and said yes you are

(via 4fagsunderthestars)

• Mum: -Talking about friends she knew in the past-
• Mum: Melody was one of my favorite people
• Mum: She was beautiful, confident, had great hair and she could kick ass
• Me: -Jokingly- Her last name wasn't Pond was it?
• Mum: -Looks at me in shock- How did you know??
• Apparently this Melody also had a gorgeous ginger mother and her father was a nurse. I'm convinced that my mother met AU River Song and no one can convince me otherwise.

thrpy:

how to shop on glamour kills website

• see an item that you like
• look at the item’s price
• fall on the floor
• cry

(via atlkeepsmewantingmore)